Wednesday, August 30, 2023

Owl Pellets

Dearest Readers,
 
Announced months ago, convocation is just days away. Department chairs are wearing tanks to show off departmental tats (see above) in different aspect ratios, senior faculty are digging out their tenure medals, Ramon-nostalgics are sporting ties and kilts sewn from WSU tartan, academic affairs fanboys are wearing last year's swag, and the barbership quartet is hooting in six-part harmony.
 
Your truly,
Lady Whistledown

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